A conversation between Mah-tha& I.
Ly Ann: Mummy, I lazy sia go orang kahwin all. So boring. Tha only good thing thr is tha free food. However, tha food is undeniably oily. Typical malay food-.-
Mummy: Ah ya larr. You keep tt up& when eur time comes. No one would want to attend eur ceremony.
Ly Ann: BABI, mendoa.
Mummy: Good wht, save bucks. You wouldn't have to spend a sum of cash on tha wedding.
Ly Ann: Haven't you said enough? I thought you were fatigue from tha night shift.
Mummy: Hello. I am being nice to you& askn you to look at tha brighter side of things albeit from tha very fact tt I am very exhausted from work.
Ly Ann: Oh, okay. Thank you.
Mummy: Have you cleared tha dishes?
Ly Ann: Cb. If I would have known, I wouldn't have waited fo you to come home.
As you can all see. My dearest, loveliest Mah-tha can be a pain in tha ass. She's very good at using my words against me(&somehow this sentence seems familiar.)
Wht can possibly be more heavening than straining eur voice laughing eur lungs out over at Sentosa despite tha weather being such a bitch with only with a packet of Potato Chips. Bliss is when eur grlfriends& eur very voices, extreme laughters conquered tha whole place& playing tha Horny Truth or Dare. Bliss is when you& eur grlfriends speak Alien Language tt will not be understood by others except fo eurself& then laughed eur ass off by tha fact tt a new word had been added to eur dictionary. Bliss is when you& eur grlfriends enjoy a plate of Nasi Ayam Penyet &critizing about tha insignificant organisms in one's life& tha ways they are coming up with, attempting to cope with life. Bliss is when you& eur grlfriends throw a string of insulting remarks at each other but still offers you pillows of comfort whenever eur feeling all down.
I love my grls(:
I have been pissn off a number of people lately& tha boy whom have difficulty openn tha door despite turnn 20 in two mnths time would be tha first victim. Next, would be my dearest brother. I'm sorry. I'm really aware tt I do certainly do not know how to control those acerbic remarks from escapn from my very lips& hurt those beautiful humans tt you'll know would always be right behind me whenever you tilt eur head in a way or another. Probably it's due to tha extremely hot weather(yes, it maybe weird& stupid to you but even my family doctor told me tt) or perhaps it's my temperature. &I too apologise to dearest Blurish Slut fo tha last minute changes. My body temperature is gettn worst each second, I could not even finish my burger patty& tt's very surprsing 'cos if you happen to know me very well, I'm one with a big appetite& my body aches. Fvck tt
HEHE, I've been smiln fo tha past two days 'cos both Joker& Hazreel complimented on my shawt hair which I found it displeasing. Geesh. Faizal BABI. I texted you telln tt I've cut my hair& all I got from you was okay wht. You have yet to see larr. Stupid. Drink only,knn. Drunk boy. Hir is such a pain in tha ass. He would always have at least one negative remark about whtever I say while Syahrul on tha other hand claimed tt it wasnt shawt enough. GILA. How shawt do you want it to be. HAHAHAHA
A moment of reminisced. Thr's a lot of things I want to thank you fo. Thank you fo yelln at me with eur many versions of insultn remarks. Thank you fo tha ultimately longest sweetest empty promises. Thank you fo breakn my heart which was one sixth left. Thank you fo leavn me at Riverside in tha wee mornn when we were havn an argument& I was skoln tha very next day. Thank you fo tha physically abuse. Thank you fo ignoring me when I actually cabbed to eur very house& brought along food which I've cook specially fo you which I dont usually do. Just so you know. Are you bloody aware on how fvckn hard it is not to spam youu. I know tha attitude so tha kanak-kanak ah. But please, wht was eur fvckn motive tryn to know how did I do& you even tag me askn how am I& etc. Tha next thing l got to know was you addressed me as a bitch when you were havn a conversation with Seetee. Is this wht I get or probably deserve fo not gettn back with youu. Is this how eur way of dealn thing. &when I chose not to be with you, you fancied calln me a bitch. Seriously. Please grow up. &I too cant deny tt I read eur blog evry now& then& boy you have no idea on how hard I wish, pray tt eur havn a hell of a time. JERK.
Even though I'm tha weak one here who does not have tha strength to wake up from this fall but boy, I pity you 'cos tha very least I have people whom will do anything& evrything to recolour my life while you on tha other hand whom have friends only to smile with you when you were havn a bombastic time but avoid you when you were going through eur worst obstacles in eur boring, dull, meaningless life. &I'll be patiently waitn fo you to suffer& die a terrible death.
Now couples, fascinate me with eur love story
